I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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