How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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