Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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