Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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