i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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