Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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