is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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