Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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