i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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