HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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