Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
