Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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