The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
