marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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