Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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