She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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