how can u be prego again
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
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Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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