hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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