if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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