Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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