just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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