Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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