The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I understand Curling. That high.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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