Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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