hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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