She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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