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• (850): View more from Florida

  TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.

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  i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?

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  i hate being the asshole.

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• (619): View more from California

  Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.

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  That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.

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