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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I want leopard sheets

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  haha sexcapades

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  thats the plan

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  i think i have two assholes

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts

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• (903): View more from Texas

  How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.

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• (760): View more from California

  Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.

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  Party city is having a sale on maracas

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  But how do I turn off the feelings though?

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  Vodka.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?

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