Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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