I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
i think i have two assholes
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?