so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I would fuck him just for his dog