He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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