Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Dicks are not precious.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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