I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Someone came in the potted fern
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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