ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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