On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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