I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.