I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
That accounts for only three of the penises
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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