Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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