we're chasing vodka with high fives
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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