Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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