Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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