Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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