I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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