He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
you inspire me to be a worse person
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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