is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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