What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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