I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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