so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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