i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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