evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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