how can u be prego again
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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