im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
