My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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