addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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