Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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