That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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