How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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