Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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